Roberto & Teresita

Teresita was reading a newspaper while her husband Roberto was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.

“Listen to this” Teresita said. “There’s a classified adv here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a soccer season ticket to the stadium”.

“Hmmm” Roberto said, not looking up from his magazine.

Teasing him, Teresita said “Would you swap me for a season ticket?”

“Absolutely not” Roberto said.

“How sweet” Teresita said. “Tell me why not”.

“Season’s more than half over” Roberto answered.